Give me time.

And a crayon.

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Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

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This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.

"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"

Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.

This movie is fucking golden.


Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?

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Don’t take your Gore to the gym



So I own two identical Nike Pro Combat grey sports bras. One I use to work out, the other I wear as part of my Daryl Dixon (genderswap) Darlene costume.

Today I got ready for the gym really quick but I knew I looked cute in my grey compression shorts and my grey bra and a cute loose pink tank that matched my pink shoes and pink earphones and I was just like “I’m going to be THAT cute girl at the gym today”

So I run for 30 mins and then I started doing dead lifts and this guy starts benching nearby and on one of my uplifts he sat up and was catching his breath and I catch him staring at me with absolute horror in the mirror. Just, jaw agape, eyes huge, omg what happened to you horror.

I look in the mirror and my tank has stretched super loose and is hanging really low on my chest which normally I wouldn’t care about because hello, sports bra, but instead of seeing a cute little white swoop I see these horrific looking blood stains. Blood and now sweat is just super obvious all over my boob tamer and I just roll my eyes and groan because I realize I put on my Darlene bra that I specifically dyed to look disgusting.

He goes “are you ok?”

And I look at him dead in the eye and say “don’t worry, it’s not mine.”